I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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