i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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