Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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