I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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