whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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