I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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