Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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