Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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