fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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