So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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