I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
pray to the hookup gods
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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