I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We are all done wearing pants today
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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