why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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