do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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