I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
