my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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