i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You need a sexual gate keeper
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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