Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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