Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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