I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
