Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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