So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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