yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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