Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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