I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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