Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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