i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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