Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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