If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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