Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Will exercising make me less horny?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
