And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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