And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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