I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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