i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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