Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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