I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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