don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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