All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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