I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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