i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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