Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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