Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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