Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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