she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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