I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
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new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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