Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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