question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it