I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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