if you like me you must not know who I am
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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