This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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