you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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