with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I am available for nakedness
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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