before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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