We're like a lot better than the average bears
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
