it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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