im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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